“To retain
respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them
in the making.”
- Otto von Bismarck
"The trouble with weather
forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and
wrong too often for us to rely on it."
- Patrick Young
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If
you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
- Bob Hope
"I hate to write. I love having written." -- Robert
Louis Stevenson
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you
there." -- Lewis Carroll
"No man ever said on his deathbed I wish I had spent more
time in the office" -- a friend of Senator Paul
Tsongas of Massachusetts.
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly
like the past, only far more expensive. - John Sladek
"The only function of economic forecasting is to make
astrology look respectable." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is
stranger than we can imagine." - Sir Arthur Eddington
"In the long run, we are all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and
technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science
and technology." - Carl Sagan
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year
and a half." -Gracie Allen
"Invention is the mother of necessity." -Thorstein Veblen
"When all is said and done, much more is said than done."
-Lou Holtz
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down."
-Unknown
"of the 2500 authentic works painted by Jean-Baptist Camille
Corot, 7800 are in American collections alone" -Newsweek
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I
said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete
with the advent of commercial airlines. - Henry J. Tillman
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of
cheese? - Charles De Gaulle
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
- Herb Caen
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children
have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they
do it from a religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal
(1623-1662)
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you
play; it is always possible to get worse. --Unknown
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