respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them
in the making.”
- Otto von Bismarck
"The trouble with weather
forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and
wrong too often for us to rely on it."
- Patrick Young
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If
you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
- Bob Hope
"I hate to write. I love having written." -- Robert
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you
there." -- Lewis Carroll
"No man ever said on his deathbed I wish I had spent more
time in the office" -- a friend of Senator Paul
Tsongas of Massachusetts.
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly
like the past, only far more expensive. - John Sladek
"The only function of economic forecasting is to make
astrology look respectable." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is
stranger than we can imagine." - Sir Arthur Eddington
"In the long run, we are all dead." - John Maynard Keynes
"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and
technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science
and technology." - Carl Sagan
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year
and a half." -Gracie Allen
"Invention is the mother of necessity." -Thorstein Veblen
"When all is said and done, much more is said than done."
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down."
"of the 2500 authentic works painted by Jean-Baptist Camille
Corot, 7800 are in American collections alone" -Newsweek
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I
said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete
with the advent of commercial airlines. - Henry J. Tillman
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of
cheese? - Charles De Gaulle
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
- Herb Caen
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children
have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they
do it from a religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you
play; it is always possible to get worse. --Unknown